Swine Flu or 2009 H1N1?
Posted on : 30-04-2009 | By : mcangeli | In : Delusions
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So there’s been a lot of nothing in the news lately (and twitter noise) about Swine Flu (or 2009 H1N1 as those in the know are calling it). I wanted to do a little more research in to this mysterious aliment that seems to have the world in a tizzy so I hit everyone’s favorite news source CNN.
Luckily, CNN has a plethora of articles on the mysterious flu everyone calls Swine. No, Virginia, you cannot get the flu from a door knob, but you could get it by sucking face with someone who has it. Or, if you’re VP Biden, being in a confined space like an airplane or bathroom, or coat closet with some one who has it. Surprisingly, there are only about 109 known cases in the US and 236 in the world. There has only been one H1N1 related death so far in the states, but more are “predicted”.
In Comparison, there have only been 53 (Pediatric) Deaths caused by the normal flu virus this season. So yea. By the way, I’m not a doctor.
It seems to me though, that if you want to stay safe, avoid planes, trains, busses, offices, other people. Follow Biden’s example and hole yourself up in your house (dark corner of the basement is preferred) until the WHO (not the band, the World Health Organization) says its safe to come outside without a mask on. Or, just wash your hands constantly. Oh, and void kissing Pigs.
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