My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
Jay London

Oh the gifts that were given!



ultimate-wall-e-gi Sorry for the interruption but I was out of town for most of the holiday (we left the 26th for Chicago, but thats a whole post on its own!). I did however, want to brag about some of the Christmas Gifts that blessed our house this season though.

Amy’s big gift this year is to have the Master Bath and Bedroom repainted. When we bought the house from her parents, we inherited the DEEP red color of the bath and bed room. Its a dark red (think maroon) that is hard to match colors with. Now we’re going for a lighter, beachier look and are painting them Beachnut (its a lowes color). The master bath is done (Amy found some Votive candle holders at a store in Nashville), next on to the bedroom!

Grace had a very Hannah Montanna Christmas. She got a Hannah Montanna Guitar Game (like Guitar Hero) that plugs in to the tv, a Hannah Costume, and doll. Its pretty cool and she likes pretending to be a rockstar. Maybe someday. I like playing her game (since I haven’t bought Guitar HEro World Tour yet) and she’s getting better at it.

Mose got a Trampoline. One of her favorite things to do is jump. We’d wake on Saturday mornings to the heavy thud of emma jumping up and down in our door way. Now she can do it all she wants and it doesn’t make the house shake. Its pretty cool and Grace and Emma take turns on it. Amy wanted to try it out, but its for people under 80 pounds (and neither of us meet that requirement!

The girls also got some tinkertoys, and some other little odds and ends that they like to play with, but the coolest by far is my Ultimate Wall-E Robot.


We saw the movie in the theaters and we’re big fans (mose loves him). We had seen the Ultimate Wall-e at the Disney Store but we weren’t going to get him because of the price tag. Needless to say, Santa found him on Sale and he was wrapped and under the tree for me on Christmas morning. He has fun dancing, chasing the dogs around and just exploring on his own. If you haven’t seen one yet, I’ll work on some video and see if I can get anything posted. Its pretty cool though and the way he can respond to voice commands or find his own way around the room is fairly smooth.

Was there one gift that you prized more than the others??

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Twitter Tweets about Delusions of Grandeur as of December 31, 2008



barelydiz: @emilyrose delusions of grandeur, maybe :)
2008-12-31 14:58:46 · Reply · View
jocelinea: @gdefelice a) your delusions of grandeur have no limits b) the tv theme song reference dates you terribly c) wendy’s drive thru in queens?
2008-12-31 02:50:47 · Reply · View
Charleshope: Why France involved in Middle East discussions? What about Bolivia & Thailand? Delusions of Le Grandeur
2008-12-31 02:28:10 · Reply · View
OldDirtyBtard: @ricksanchezcnn Re. Blago: "what cojones?" You’re confusing balls with delusions of grandeur. See also: The King of Michigan in "Slapstick".
2008-12-30 18:49:48 · Reply · View
KB2HSH: @ricksanchezcnn He’s very much an egotist…and apparently a borderline pschizophrenic with his "delusions of grandeur"…
2008-12-30 18:33:15 · Reply · View
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Twitter Tweets about Delusions of Grandeur as of December 30, 2008



jacobuskaminus: I’ve had every disease there is…except delusions of grandeur. And that is why God has chosen me alone to DO HIS WORK ON EARTH!!!
2008-12-30 05:41:14 · Reply · View
robgonzo: is there a nice way to call someone a pretentious bastard with delusions of grandeur?
2008-12-29 20:06:38 · Reply · View
canuck1975: @bgilham How unfortunate for you. I try to embrace my delusions of grandeur. If you can’t beat it, might as well promote it!
2008-12-29 16:19:47 · Reply · View
bgilham: @canuck1975 Trust me, I have no grand delusions of grandeur ;-)
2008-12-29 16:17:40 · Reply · View
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Twitter Tweets about Delusions of Grandeur as of December 29, 2008



poboxjosh: off to Mohegan Sun with delusions of grandeur.
2008-12-28 18:31:00 · Reply · View
ThisIsBob: @dr_dalek if you were the pinnacle race, you’d need no "davros" for a physician. sounds like you have delusions of grandeur, as well.
2008-12-28 16:51:25 · Reply · View
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Twitter Tweets about Delusions of Grandeur as of December 27, 2008



dr_crane: @i_am_batman WHAT?! Delusions of grandeur much?
2008-12-27 18:10:49 · Reply · View
carbonickid: @Reshaud delusions of grandeur sir
2008-12-26 20:01:23 · Reply · View
philbaumann: @1938media What’ll happen when they find out it’s not working is that they’ll find other delusions of grandeur to feed. Same shit all over.
2008-12-26 15:42:59 · Reply · View
lewisbostock: Watching The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. I’m prepared to actively loathe this film. If only for the trailer’s ‘delusions of grandeur’.
2008-12-26 06:00:07 · Reply · View
YatPundit: @Tadfly we should have a tweet-up and do a Top Chef sort of competition amongst those of us with delusions of grandeur :-)
2008-12-25 22:34:40 · Reply · View
everydaymath: Your delusions of grandeur = how much you use the walkie-talkie function on your cell phone in public
2008-12-25 04:33:07 · Reply · View
MollyKittle: if you’re going to have delusions of grandeur, you might as well go for the really satisfying ones
2008-12-24 17:57:41 · Reply · View
rubirdie: Not only is xmas dinner very detailed (delusions of grandeur) also very expensive. $40 on cheese alone. I love Roquefort.
2008-12-24 17:00:15 · Reply · View
PhD_B: @tosharific Sorry…delusions of programming-God-like grandeur after having solved a problem that’s been bedeviling me for days.
2008-12-23 21:45:22 · Reply · View
cre8tn: @patdryburgh David was made King by popular vote and Gods annointing-Saul pursued out of jealousy/delusions of grandeur.
2008-12-23 20:41:17 · Reply · View
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Twitter Tweets about Delusions of Grandeur as of December 27, 2008



dr_crane: @i_am_batman WHAT?! Delusions of grandeur much?
2008-12-27 18:10:49 · Reply · View
carbonickid: @Reshaud delusions of grandeur sir
2008-12-26 20:01:23 · Reply · View
philbaumann: @1938media What’ll happen when they find out it’s not working is that they’ll find other delusions of grandeur to feed. Same shit all over.
2008-12-26 15:42:59 · Reply · View
lewisbostock: Watching The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. I’m prepared to actively loathe this film. If only for the trailer’s ‘delusions of grandeur’.
2008-12-26 06:00:07 · Reply · View
YatPundit: @Tadfly we should have a tweet-up and do a Top Chef sort of competition amongst those of us with delusions of grandeur :-)
2008-12-25 22:34:40 · Reply · View
everydaymath: Your delusions of grandeur = how much you use the walkie-talkie function on your cell phone in public
2008-12-25 04:33:07 · Reply · View
MollyKittle: if you’re going to have delusions of grandeur, you might as well go for the really satisfying ones
2008-12-24 17:57:41 · Reply · View
rubirdie: Not only is xmas dinner very detailed (delusions of grandeur) also very expensive. $40 on cheese alone. I love Roquefort.
2008-12-24 17:00:15 · Reply · View
PhD_B: @tosharific Sorry…delusions of programming-God-like grandeur after having solved a problem that’s been bedeviling me for days.
2008-12-23 21:45:22 · Reply · View
cre8tn: @patdryburgh David was made King by popular vote and Gods annointing-Saul pursued out of jealousy/delusions of grandeur.
2008-12-23 20:41:17 · Reply · View
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Twitter Tweets about Delusions of Grandeur as of December 23, 2008



skap5: @GabrielRossi Saw the hubris Godin refers to as a road warrior consultant. Delusions of grandeur or what I used to call consultant’s disease
2008-12-23 11:37:51 · Reply · View
headcrash: And while I’m at it, I am really fed up with Angels with delusions of grandeur. You aren’t VCs, you are amateurs playing with small change.
2008-12-23 04:52:34 · Reply · View
AdamJCohen: has delusions of grandeur & dreams to match… Sorta like a sheet set-one fits and the other gets tucked into place to keep the night safe
2008-12-23 04:00:58 · Reply · View
jakekerber: Sams club door guard having delusions of grandeur.
2008-12-23 03:08:04 · Reply · View
bearachute: Turning 28 allows you some delusions of grandeur doesn’t it?
2008-12-23 01:16:40 · Reply · View
ctpctp: Delusions of grandeur…1978 pinto just spotted in fremont, for sale, $1350
2008-12-22 18:40:56 · Reply · View
mikejarrell: It appears that @themortalcoil is having delusions of grandeur today
2008-12-22 16:17:21 · Reply · View
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Twitter Tweets about Delusions of Grandeur as of December 22, 2008



Overcast_Dad: @FUCKCITY no a-hole in a 3 piece with delusions of grandeur could ruin it for us we appreciate that you acknowledge what you guys mean to us
2008-12-22 14:26:14 · Reply · View
rubirdie: My christmas dinner menu is starting to scare me. I think I may have delusions of grandeur.
2008-12-22 04:42:58 · Reply · View
kurtgw: Dora has officially jumped the shark. Penguins speak Spanish, Map is getting delusions of grandeur, backpack can now hold a full size sled.
2008-12-22 00:44:58 · Reply · View
p0stcap: thinking on the question of revolutionary marxist organization sans vanguard schematics, sans sect delusions of grandeur, w/in the social…
2008-12-22 00:07:17 · Reply · View
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Twitter Tweets about Delusions of Grandeur as of December 20, 2008



tammycamp: @ourfounder I think I am too many delusions of grandeur. Perhaps I’m just delusional?
2008-12-20 02:17:29 · Reply · View
RobCottingham: @monicahamburg At least you can’t say he suffers from delusions of grandeur.
2008-12-20 00:09:42 · Reply · View
tkenzie: I could write an entire dissertation on delusions of grandeur. What is wrong w/people?!?!
2008-12-19 20:02:57 · Reply · View
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Thinking of selling out?



sell-out.jpg Since the advent of paid posting (hell, for that matter since the advent of advertising) Selling Out has been a big issue. There’s a current post at Skelliewag about Hot not to sell out. Granted, my view of selling out isn’t the same as your view and your view isn’t the same as ShoeMoney’s. I’ve done all kinds of paid blogging and I’ve run all kinds of crazy ads on the site.

There was a point where I was blogging several times a day (about three or four) on whatever “topic” I was assigned, whether or not I had any experience with it or not and whether or not I thought it was a good product or not. Since then, I’ve matured a little, the ads are beginning to produce more revenue than the posting and I’ve begun to be more selective in my “paid” posts. Occasionally I will do a blatantly obvious paid post for a product or service I believe in and use.

Personally, it isn’t “selling out” if you write about things you use and know. I use and know Wordpress, it isn’t selling out when I tell people that its the best blogging platform available. Likewise, its hardly selling out for placing a “paid link” in a post I was going to make anyways, as long as the link fits.

The Skelliewag post does point to the need to continue posting for yourself and not your readers and the point that you should post for creative purposes and not to follow the traffic spikes. It would be pointless for a blog about cooking to post about the recent iPhone 3g release or about the traffic on the turn-pike. However, on a blog that runs the gamut, it might fit a little better. Post about what you know. Post about what you like. Don’t worry about your readers, eventually they’ll find it and who knows, they might like what you have to say.

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Twitter Tweets about Delusions of Grandeur as of December 18, 2008



amy_sparkplug: And don’t miss page 2 where they definie Layton: 2. A patch of facial hair above the lip in which grows delusions of grandeur.
2008-12-18 15:31:08 · Reply · View
tammycamp: Having delusions of grandeur.
2008-12-18 02:13:51 · Reply · View
ragnarok1971: @grum Ahem!! Being an IT support person myself, I am neither an idiot, nor righteous asshole. Megalomaniac with delusions of grandeur maybe
2008-12-18 01:58:53 · Reply · View
wscooper: John Cusack is ruining my life again. #delusions of grandeur
2008-12-17 23:23:59 · Reply · View
pressgazette: Delusions of grandeur: Branson brings happyclappy media buyers down to earth http://tinyurl.com/59r7wf
2008-12-17 17:00:09 · Reply · View
twittes: Twitter Tweets about Delusions of Grandeur as of December 17, 2008: PortiaDaCosta: Beef of the day. Pretentiousn.. http://tinyurl.com/5mbdgs
2008-12-17 16:44:25 · Reply · View
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My Favorite Plugins



best-wordpress-plugins.jpg One of my favorite things to do is to try out new plugins and I have to say, the new plugin interface in WP 2.7 is AWESOME. Absolutely Awesome. I can search and install without leaving my admin area. Something that other suites have been able to do for a while and its something that helps bring Wordpress to the forefront of Blogging platforms. That being said, if you’ve ever checked out my Plugins Used page, you’ll know, I like me some plugins (I have about 55 active plugins at the moment).

Here’s a list of my favorites…

  • All in One SEO Pack - Anyone who isn’t using this plugin is shooting themselves in the foot. This plugin helps make it easy to add keywords, titles and other much needed objects to your pages and posts. Plus, its kinda cool… now you can say, “Yea, I’m doing the SEO thing. Are you?”
  • Comment Email Responder - I think I’ve talked about this one before. Its a godsend! Now, you can notify your commenter via email when you reply to their comment. This does two things, one, it lets them know you’ve commented and two, it pulls them back to the site. Often times to comment again. Its been a big help in retaining readers here.
  • CommentLuv - It started as a simple plugin to pull your commenter’s last post and has evolved in to a movement. Even cooler is the fact that they run contests that your commenters are automagically entered in. Its a good way to add links to your site as well and to help out your friends by Deep linking to their posts.
  • Comment Timeout - Yes, I run akismet, but with the Comment Timeout plugin, I have to clear a lot less spam. You can specify a time period for your comments to close (after the last comment was made). On here, its set for a month. A month after the last comment or the post, the comments close on that post. Helps keep a lot of spam out. A lot.
  • Google Sitemaps - The last one I want to talk about today is the google sitemap plugin. It simply generates a sitemap of all your pages (or just the ones you specify) and puts it in a location. You can then alert google, yahoo, ask, etc. that you have a sitemap and it will help the bots crawl. Its good for increasing your ranking and it does something that WP should do anyways.

Thats just a short list of some of the plugins I like and use, I’ll cover more next week, don’t you worry. Is there a plugin you use that you think I’d benefit from??

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All I want for Christmas…



wacky_santa_01.jpg So last year I posted a thursday thirteen of the 13 coolest Christmas Gift Ideas I could find. I thought that was a good idea, so I’m going to do it again this year, however, its only going to be a top ten. Don’t you fret, and don’t you frown though, it won’t have diet pills or a flowbee on the list.

  • The first one is for the kids. I know some parents are going to have a fit, but my little ones love wearing their Crocs during the spring and summer (emma would sleep in them if we’d let her) and with the multitude of colors and styles they go with almost everything. They are comfy and as long as you watch your little ones feet on the escalators, they’re safe too!
  • Anything from ThinkGeek.com. Personally I like the Dr. Who Sonic Screwdriver (however they never seem to have any in stock!), but their array of Digital frames and other oddities are pretty hard to beat. Who knew you needed a giant plush microbe?
  • The entire first two seasons of the new Dr. Who. Anyone who’s seen the new Dr. Who knows this is a must have. Anyone who hasn’t needs this so they know what they’ve been missing. I highly suggest picking it up!
  • TiVo 80-hour Dual Tuner DVR - Seriously. Who needs VCR’s any more when you can have a DUAL DVR? Record two stations at once AND watch your favorite show at the same time. What could be better? This is something I’ve been meaning to get for the longest time, it would sure make life so much easier!
  • Jelly Belly Jelly beans. I could eat these all day long. Jelly Bellies are by far the best and now you can order to your hearts content. I’d take a pound or two myself for christmas. A couple of Christmases ago, I received the dispenser and it is awesome. I can set it to require change or not (that helps off set the cost of refilling!). Plus, they make great stocking stuffers!!
  • Satellite prints of your favorite places! Nothing is cooler than having a satellite image of your favorite city, beach, mountain top. Terra Prints does it for you. They can even frame if it you want. The quality is good too. For those of us who are bent on keeping an eye on the weather, they even have a series of Hurrican maps. Pretty cool for the dork in your life
  • For the person who is always getting lost… GPS Devices are a hot thing for Christmas this year (and the past couple of years). I’ve looked at getting Amy a GPS unit for her car, but both of our phones are equipped with GPS receivers and can use Google Maps or the Blackberry Maps so it makes it a little useless. But a handheld, no data plan needed receiver could be helpful on the trail
  • A Personalized Book This one’s pretty cool and I’ve received a couple of them already from Amy. Its a little late this year to start a project for Christmas, but a personalized photo journal (think scrapbook but much cooler) is a pretty cool gift. Heritage Makers offers a ton of templates, an easy to use interface and it was listed as one of Oprah’s favorite things this Christmas season. How cool is that?
  • What do you get a t-shirt junkie for Christmas? How about another shirt? Busted Tees has some of the hands down funniest shirts available that you would still wear in public. Personally I like the “That’s what she said” shirt, though the Binford Tools is a cool shirt as well for any Tool Man fans out there. If you’re shopping for someone thats hard to shop for, you can’t go wrong with a funny T!
  • For a person who enjoys to try the local brews when ever they travel (and to be honest, who doesn’t like to drink a fat tire in Colorado, an Abita in New Orleans or a SweetWater 420 in Atlanta) how about bringing the brewing a little closer to home with a Home Brew Kit from Mr. Beer? I’ve thought it would be fun to get in to the business myself. After all, what a better way to find out what makes a good beer then trying it first hand?

These are just some ideas, if you have others, leave a comment, I’d love to know what you want for Christmas!

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Twitter Tweets about Delusions of Grandeur as of December 17, 2008



PortiaDaCosta: Beef of the day. Pretentiousness & sense of self importance of some folk. If I ever get delusions of grandeur, smack me down. And hard!!!!
2008-12-17 15:01:07 · Reply · View