Weapons of Mass Destruction!
Posted on : 10-03-2008 | By : mcangeli | In : Delusions |
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“There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.” Apparently, the only time there are WMD’s in Iraq is when Norris is visiting. According to an article sent to me by the Retarded Fish and Rice Roll Norris is somewhat of a god when it comes to the men and women protecting and fighting for us in the middle east. Which is fine with me, I’ve known for a while that “Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.” For more Chuck facts, check out Chucknorrisfacts.com.
In other news, I managed to score two lawn seats at Jimmy Buffett’s The Year of Still Here tour this June. How freaking awesome is that?!?!?!
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Dude, ever Google can’t find Chuck Norris.
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