As if Chuck Norris’ fists of furry weren’t enough reason alone to vote for Mike Huckabee we now have all the ammunition we need (quite literally too). In an interview this past week Huckabee’s wife let it be known that she once went two for three with a grenade launcher at a National Guard training camp in Arkansas.

“I have fired a grenade launcher and hit the target two out of three times, so I think that’s pretty good odds for me,” she said, noting that she had a special interest in military matters and has also jumped out of an airplane, flown in an F-16 and shot an MP5 submachine gun.

I believe I heard Chuck Heston issue his endorsement for Huckabee’s wife and the Navy Seals have contacted her about filling in when their team is out with the flu. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Chuck Norris supports Huckabee. Maybe you should too (or suffer “a roundhouse kick to the face for not complying with the wishes of Chuck Norris” - Thanks Jade )

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